Science is not a religion

Unfortunately, I recently came across one the dumbest, most backwards minded theist I have ever seen on Youtube. This content may be intended to be satirical but it can fool alot of people and compelled me to rewrite his entire speech titled "Science is the dumbest religion" and here it is.

And here's my reply:

We don’t need a war on atheism, we need a war on theism! You are very badly misinformed and I can disprove any religious statement in this video. First of all, science is not a religion and I’m insulted that you think it is. Christianity is based on a single book, thousands of years old, scribbled by desert dwelling men, slightly misinterpreted by every generation after that and everything was written many years after the event occurred. Science is only science when it can be proven.

I’ve never seen anyone as backward in their opinions as you. “out-dated”, “irrelevant” and “deluded” are but a few of the words I could use to describe religion as a whole. Science does everything for you.

You wouldn’t have this computer if it weren’t for science. Or the satellites that maintain the internet. Or crisps with bags that are filled with hydrogen to prolong edible life as it was found to be an inert gas by science. And religion meanwhile has remained as stubborn and as useless as an old mule.

Do you assume that atheists worship  “so called fossils” Mr current? You obviously have a “blind worship” in that story book in your hands, after all that’s what faith is about. In addition this animal doesn’t seem to be run over, all the bones are intact. You keep making unjustifiable assumptions.

 You also call us “pathetic followers of the science cult”. WE have actual physical and provable evidence and YOU have an ancient misinterpreted literature, so don’t pass off this missing link as rubbish just because you don’t want to learn the truth.

Now why have you clung to the idea that it was run over? If humans are so intelligent why do many people get run over every day? Because its FASTER you deluded man. Faster beats slower you see or do you dismiss this because it makes sense as well? Checkmate Edward.

Those ‘opposable thumbs’ and ‘five fingers’ are there in the picture next to you. You can’t deny it and they contain traits of early primates and of humans. If you try to deny it, it shows how backward you really are.

I’ll tell you how a fossil with bones of a real long dead animal is different to someone wanting to see a figure of Jesus Christ up a dogs arse. Because those are real, physical, indisputable bones and the figure of Jesus is a coincidental and requires imagination.

So “totally proved” by your “infallible document of eternal truth” isn’t looking so likely now is it. How is that truth anyway? Would you like to put some physical evidence forward now or let science and common sense do all you work while religion moves the goalposts still further. Evolution is a myth? God is a myth.

That is the transitional form. Next to you in the video. So stop dismissing it you theist jerk. Long ago there were four elements because people were stupid. Too stupid to know everything instantly obviously, so in their in omniscience they made stories about gods all over the world. That’s why there are so many because they’re all made up.

 Ever wondered why all Hindu gods wear traditional Hindu dress but look nothing like other worldly inhabitants? Because they were made at a time when we didn’t even know how to travel around our own planet. Now we know about all chemical elements because we are smarter than that and earth, air, fire and water aren’t the same type of element.

There were always as many astral bodies as there are now in our solar system as we thought there were thousands of years ago. Telescopes weren’t very powerful when Galileo invented them, but since then (thanks to science and not religion) telescopes have become powerful enough to see very very deep into space. Pluto is still there it’s just not big enough to be classified as a planet.

Yes we can answer questions with absolute certainty, we just think them through and only say we know when we can prove it. Unlike religion. Science is not a religion for the last time, religion lies with faith and science uses facts and proof. Science should never pick a ‘story’ and stick to it because it isn’t a story, it’s our ever expanding and evolving knowledge of literally everything.

Look. Us scientists don’t really want to have to keep giving proof to you Christians (especially blind religious slaves like you) when you keep dismissing it because it may not fit with the bible. Well it doesn’t need to, religion needs to conform with what we have learned through science. And there won’t be “a fossil verifying that a rib turned into the world’s first mom” because that’s absurd. It doesn’t have all the right elements or enough mass to even form the body let alone operate as one.

So while you use that collection of fables as toilet paper to wipe your mouth, I hope you’ll come to realise that you must be living in a deluded theist bubble to believe all of this magical and romantical nonsense your spewing over youtube. Reminding YOU that religion is the dumbest lifestyle choice ever, this has been Astrosteve and I hope this was just a convincing parody because otherwise I’ve just burst that metaphorical bubble of insanity that your living in. Science is not a religion.